team-canelo:

the most beautiful group of mexicans i’ve ever seen. 💚👊❤
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team-canelo:

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Tom Lehrer The Elements
Tom Lehrer
The Elements

macabredanse:

cheaperthanmedication:

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, 
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, 
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, 
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, 
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, 
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, 
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, 

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium. 

There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, 
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, 
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, 
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium. 

There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, 
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, 
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, 
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. 
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, 
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, 
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, 

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. 

There’s sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, 
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, 
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, 
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. 

These are the only ones of which the news has come to ha’vard, 
And there may be many others, but they haven’t been discavard. 

Is it sad that I’ve memorized half of this?

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iambluedog:

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obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

asknerdymind:

dangshezza:

what if sherlock discovers japanese emoticons on his phone

JAWN! Murder!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ SH

Sherlock wtf? J

Come quickly.  I need your gun and muscles.  ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ SH

Seriously? J

Baker Street at once.  Where did you hide them? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻  SH

Ignoring you now. J

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage